Being arrested was on my bucket list. I assumed it would be for unpaid parking tickets, but hoped it would be for overturning a cop car at a protest. But I got arrested in a strange way, I suppose. Here’s…
This is why I dislike American law enforcement. They have a ton of power and then they do shit like shoot peoples’ dogs over plants, menace minorities, show up 45 minutes late to a mugging but right on time to…
[trigger warning] At the moment when I walked into Gay Day this past Saturday, it was surreal, like some kind of charming French romance. A friend of mine playing soft acoustic guitar, neighbors sipping on cantaloupe mint smoothies from a local food…
I don’t hate conservatism. I don’t want the government to waste money or have a bunch of power. I want entrepreneurs to start businesses and thrive and make good money and hire other people and pay them good wages. But…
JBR: A lot of festivals last a few years, maybe even only one. I’ve been to my share of disaster first-year festivals. How do you explain the longevity and success of Movement? What makes this festival sustainable? JH: The festival…
Before laws changed in the ’60s preventing discrimination, Idlewild was known as the “Black Eden.” Founded in 1912, this resort town nestled in the Manistee National Forest in NW Michigan was a popular destination for African American tourists. African Americans…
Public Vomiting Public Urination Nip Slip 40-year-old woman dressed like 18-year-old woman DadBoner Excessive makeout Lover’s quarrel Bro Loving Bro Physical Fight Broken Glass Crying Passed Out Person Trying to Describe Whereabouts Via Phone Angry Cop Bartender/Server at Wit’s End…
Two weeks ago, I visited my friend Josh Kahn, who I met during a vicious scavenger hunt in our undergrad. He currently lives in Manhattan, so I flew to Newark (what a paradise!) and took the train into the city….
I know some people who think racism isn’t real and if you ignore it, it will go away. Because slavery is over. Because we have an African American president. Because they’re not a racist. Because they think racists are just…
Not so long ago, I said I would edit Craigslist posts for a nominal fee. I had no takers. And this is the result. Once again, I present what COULD BE if these horny hunks would just drop me a…